A short message to the woman in the green pants

This is a short message to the woman in the pale green pants.

Yes, you have a smoking hot body. Yes, you look fantastic for your age. Yes, that pale green colour looks fabulous on you. Yes, your cream pumps and top really work.

But…

Your pants are too tight. No, really. They are toooo tight. That fabulous pale green colour is hiding nothing. No, really, nothing.

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