To the guy I saw in the Coffee Club in the Westfield at Chatswood Sunday morning:
Your inappropriately short tracksuit top showed copious amounts of you large hairy gut, and you too small non-matching tracksuit pants showed unfortunate amounts of you beige boxer shorts (but thankfully no hairy crack to go with the hairy back).
Dude seriously, you put me off my breakfast. Don’t leave the house that way. In fact it was so bad; you shouldn’t even wear it around the house. Seriously, for my sanity.
Oh yeah, and to the dude who was excavating his left nostril on the train yesterday afternoon, GROSE MAN!
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5 chic comments:
ewwww no! way to ruin a nice breakfast!
They do that on the train, too? I thought it was just in my rearview mirror.
'sgusting!
I KNOW!!! So not right!!
If that sort of display puts you off food, be sure to visit Philadelphia if you want to lose weight. Here, I've spotted 250-pound women with pink terry track pants with "Juicy" written across the bottom. Talk about something to make you lose your appetite...
/I'll just have a salad, please!
Hey Kimberly, I don't think pink tracksuits should be worn outside either! Not good.
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